Taylor – Winter 2020

No one likes Taylor, but he just doesn't care. The defending champion and 2020 favourite keeps on winning and keeps on rubbing it in the face of his conquered rivals. He may describe his sporting highlight as winning Winter and Summer Superstars, but for everyone else their highlight was that year he pulled his hamstring in the 100 metres. What's the Winter equivalent? Let's hope a mild dose of table-tennis-elbow thwarts his air hockey and bowling efforts.