Nick – Winter 2023

Last year's second place completed a hat-trick of consecutive runner's up finishes for The Daddy, and missing out by an agonising single point was the closest he's come to regaining the title last won in 2008.

His greatest sporting achievement of the previous 12 months is as surreal as it is useless – "herding a blindfolded Daley Thompson into a sheep pen using only the sound of a whistle". But let us mere mortals and low-rent Superstars not scoff at Daley's decline, as human sheep rearing could easily make its St Albans Superstars début in the coming years. With Nick as the odds-on favourite.