Matthew – Winter 2023

Little is known of Sore Nob the Recluse, other than he entered his fifth decade last summer and remains exiled in Bath. Whilst he hasn't graced the winter scene since COVID, memories are still fresh of his remarkable cricket performance in the summer tournament, pronouncing the ease with which he'd win his joker event before playing onto his own wicket for single figures. And Robin was bowling.

Such hubris was certainly out of character and he's unlikely to set himself up for such a fall again, preferring instead to keep a low profile. At 7/1 he's the definition of middle-of-the-pack and won't be near the podium or the spoon.