John – Winter 2019

John starts as favourite in 2019, but for this record-breaking defending champion his performance can only decline from last year. His best-ever winning margin (20pts) and uniquely winning three events in a row made it a memorable year in 2018, but no-one wants to see this sort of dominance again. He is continuing the questionable approach of 'practicing' ahead of the tournament with the table tennis bat being unsheathed and bowling shoes dusted off. The Cat hopes this will continue to make the difference against his Corinthian rivals who view this devious tactic with contempt.