Latest winter result: Wooden spoon (2018) • Best winter result: Winner (2012)

Currently in the middle of a course of Rohypnol, the Bald One is merely hoping to be conscious on Superstars Saturday, let alone looking to win. He has however benefited from a crash-course in Chinese Poker and a Snooker practice the week before the main event, elevating him from potential wooden spoonist to a good outside bet.
Chances: Outsider, but not to be underestimated.
| Result | Score | Time | Seeding | Position | Points | Total | Overall | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Table Tennis | W2 L4 | 6pts | - | 5th | 3 | 3 | 5th | ||||||
| Snooker | PB | W2 L1 | - | 2nd | 16 | 19 | 2nd | ||||||
| Bowling | 116 | - | 4th | 4 | 23 | 2nd | |||||||
| Arcade game | W2 L1 | - | 4th | 4 | 27 | 3rd | |||||||
| Table Football | W5 L1 | 15pts | - | 2nd | 8 | 35 | 3rd | ||||||
| Poker | - | 7th | 1 | 36 | 5th | ||||||||
| Drinking Challenge | PB | 10.1s | - | 1st | 10 | 46 | 4th | ||||||