John – Summer 2021

With neither Taylor or Ronan rivalling The Cat this year he is the top seed across all events. But as everyone knows he never misses an opportunity to mention his bad back and niggling injuries so the bookies avoid naming him favourite. There's no doubt he wants the crown but are there strong enough over-the-counter drugs to keep him competitive and get him through the day? His rivals quite rightly suggest he takes it easy, but will he heed the advice or will he be the first winner of Parasuperstars 2022?