Latest winter result: Runner-up (2026) • Best winter result: Winner (2024)

The defending champion and slim favourite (slim in odds that is), is not embarrassed to admit he's been practising. Somehow he's persuaded Mrs Johnstars to allow the erection of a dartboard in the house, having been previously banished to the freezing garage. As always, John want to lift the overall trophy, but winning his joker at the oche may be his only glory this year.
| Result | Score | Time | Seeding | Position | Points | Total | Overall | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Table Tennis | W4 L3 | 12pts | 4th | 4th | 5 | 5 | 4th | ||||||
| Arcade game | L3 | 7th | 8th | 1 | 6 | 8th | |||||||
| Bowling | 114 | 5th | 3rd | 6 | 12 | 5th | |||||||
| Air Hockey | W5 L2 | 15pts | 3rd | 2nd | 8 | 20 | 4th | ||||||
| Table Football | W3 L4 | 9pts | 8th | 7th | 2 | 22 | 6th | ||||||
| Darts | W6 L1 | 18pts | 1st | 1st | 20 | 42 | 2nd | ||||||
| Drinking Challenge | 13.8s | 3rd | 2nd | 8 | 50 | 2nd | |||||||
| Poker | 2nd | 6th | 3 | 53 | 2nd | ||||||||