Latest winter result: Runner-up (2026) • Best winter result: Winner (2024)

John kids himself every year that he could end seven years of hurt, and win the trophy in a tournament he dominated for its early years. This time around is no different and while he's not come close for many a year, and the bookies have him sussed, he still retains his deluded optimism. If he wins the darts and comes last in everything else he'll probably be happy.
| Result | Score | Time | Seeding | Position | Points | Total | Overall | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Table Tennis | W4 L1 | 12pts | 4th | 1st | 10 | 10 | 1st | ||||||
| Arcade game | W1 L1 | 7th | 4th | 5 | 15 | 2nd | |||||||
| Air Hockey | W4 L1 | 12pts | 3rd | 2nd | 8 | 23 | 3rd | ||||||
| Bowling | 90 | 4th | 5th | 4 | 27 | 3rd | |||||||
| Table Football | PB | W4 L2 | 12pts | 7th | 3rd | 6 | 33 | 4th | |||||
| Drinking Challenge | 13.4s | 2nd | 2nd | 8 | 41 | 4th | |||||||
| Darts | W6 | 18pts | 1st | 1st | 20 | 61 | 1st | ||||||
| Poker | 1st | 6th | 3 | 64 | 1st | ||||||||