Taylor – Winter 2025

Taylor is a Winter "morning person", invariably dominating the first few events before tailing off after his Happy Meal. What is good news for his rivals is that Taylor Senior will have two mini Taylors in tow for the morning; one will be thrashing allcomers at table tennis, the other will be scavenging arcade tickets. Both will hopefully be distracting the big man.

His self-proclaimed sporting highlight this year is beating the Freshers as part of an old-boy rugby reunion, although he admits that while the Freshers played sevens his old-boys played fifteens... Strong refereeing, umpiring and VAR will be needed to stop this year's favourite.