Matthew – Summer 2025

As usual, little is known of the reclusive Sore Nob between tournaments; if ignoring Whatsapp was a Superstars event he would be undisputed champion. Perhaps instead he is still smarting from his oh-so-near miss last Summer where he was a black ball away from pool – and overall – victory, and he is silently planning his revenge.

This year, with no sporting achievement boasts forthcoming, he can take comfort that in software testing it was Matthew 'Sore Nob' Cooper that was crowned 2025 champion. Needless to say this outcome broke the website.