John – Winter 2025

Defending champion John is joint-second favourite and looking to be the first person in a decade to retain the coveted glass bowl. There is little sporting success to speak of in the last twelve months although The Cat has moved into football management and the St Albans City Youth U12s are having a promising season. However with no actual football knowledge to impart, John's spreadsheet-planned, clipboard-clutching touchline team talks are less impactful than his typically tragic arcade and table football performances.