Elliot – Summer 2025

Elliot has by all accounts spent the last 12 months on a golf course, but Opta John does not have access to these stats and his golf seeding and team allocation is based on historic Superstars scores. It's very possible he'll smash the opposition in the first event of the day, but perhaps not as hard as he smashed himself in the head with a golf ball earlier in the year.

Teeing-off straight into a unobtrusive wooden pole and taking face-first the full force of the ricochet is considered by Elliot as his greatest sporting achievement of the year, demonstrating accuracy, resilience and bouncebackability.