Latest summer result: 4th (2025) • Best summer result: Runner-up (2016)

Profile

The Baldy Man is a decathlete trapped in the body of disabled darts player. Having fluked a 5th place finish in the 2004 summer Superstars he is under no illusion that in this year's event he will be awarded the booby prize.

Chances: None. Not even Michael Jackson's lawyer could help.

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Results

       ResultScore Time Seeding Position PointsTotal Overall
GolfPB34 -1st12121st
Gym Tests82 -=4th6.518.52nd
100m13.3s-8th321.54th
Basketball2 baskets-5th627.55th
800m-10th128.57th
Football4 goals1m 13s-5th634.57th
Darts15pts-1st1246.57th
PoolW6 L319pts-2nd2066.53rd

See also