Bald Paul – Summer 2012

The Merciless Murphy is as unpredictable as an unwanted back spasm, with runners-up and second bottom finishes in both summer and winter. Latest medical reports are not good for the reigning Winter champion with aching limbs preventing all practice bar darts, so the bookies vision of a mid table finish is as accurate a guess as you'll get.

He'd love to be only the second Superstar to hold both trophies, but 2012 won't be his year.