John – Summer 2015

As Christina Aguilera almost wrote, for The Cat "the heart is saying let's go but the body's saying no". At the time of writing he is struggling to bend and pick up a tennis ball, and his single golf lesson has done nothing than destroy his swing. So unless a heady cocktail of morphine and adrenaline can take the edge off, and he gets any time for golf practice he won't be troubling the leaders.