
In organising the 10th anniversary extravaganza John has done all he can to ensure he ends the weekend with silverware, including inventing a plethora of superfluous and tenuous extra trophies. The Cat's body has aged badly in the last decade but the mind is a sharp as ever, vital for tweaking the rules and skewing the events imperceptibly in his favour.
| Score | Time | Result | Position | Points | Total | Overall | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Snooker | 1st | 5 | 5 | 1st | ||||||
| Poker | 2nd | 8 | 13 | 1st | Golf | 44 | 5th | 6 | 19 | 2nd | 800m | 6th | 5 | 24 | 3rd | Basketball | 14pts | 7th | 6 | 30 | 4th |
| Cycling | 1m 18s | 5th | 12 | 42 | 3rd | Arcade game | PB | 4th | 7 | 49 | 5th | Air Hockey | 12pts | 2nd | 10 | 59 | 3rd | Bowling | 99 | 9th | 2 | 61 | 4th | Table Football | 3pts | 9th | 2 | 63 | 6th |
| Table Tennis | 6pts | 7th | 4 | 67 | 7th | 100m | 15.7s | =5th | 5.5 | 72.5 | 6th |
| Football | 7 goals | 1m 41s | 3rd | 8 | 80.5 | 5th | Cricket | 0 runs | 4.6s | =8th | 2.5 | 83 | 5th |
| Darts | 12pts | 1st | 24 | 107 | 4th | Drinking Challenge | 13.0s | 2nd | 10 | 117 | 5th | Pool | 13pts | 3rd | 8 | 125 | 4th |